clandestine kisses & cries of "i'm not drunk". family phonecalls with wishes of hapiness & health, not demands of being perfectly normal, are my congratulations.

a sex-driven best friend that spoonfeeds me chamapagne & a troubled soul that calls me from where telephones are yet to be invented.

both my friends; yet one my most hated enemy.

i hold hands with liars & taste strangers lips in the dark; they taste of cigarettes & vodka shots.

"don't go" he whispers, but i'm too drunk with the feeling that we're all friends.

i leave, late & never on time, with the strangers taste still in my mouth. & i think: happy birthday to me.

yeah&uhuh
NEW SHIT.
OLD SHIT.
DON'T EMAIL ME.
ETCETERA.
FANK YOU.
UNCOOL.